babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

put some numbers in my ask
1:
let's have sex